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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Sort of, it was a former celebrity, one who once had played his music for kings and queens, but who had lost it all because of alcohol. He ended up lonely and broke, with a job as a warehouse worker. Every year my father invited a colleague he knew to be lonely for Christmas dinner, he was one of them. He brought photo albums of his glory days, pictures of him and his orchestra, him with the queen of Sweden and many many more and he played his violin. I was still a kid and he must be long dead by now but I'll never forget that little bald man who fell from such a hight.

Have you ever invited someone to your Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner because you knew they were be lonely?
Never, though flooring the pedal in a third generation Toyota Supra came very close

You gave a passenger an orgasm while driving (or as passenger, you gave the driver one)
Neither, just enough cover to keep me warm.

You warm your partner's cold feet or they warms yours?

Edit: rephrased
Roses are red
A joy and delight
The ladies in here
To please them is right

So I volunteer
As your willing sex toy
I may not be young
But I'm still a boy
7489 in 1109 days, that 6.75 views per day. It's good enough for me.
Might I suggest
Omnium for those who wrote in all but IF
Omnium+i for those who wrote in all, including IF
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The idea of an Omnium Legacy badge was mentioned by someone recently (that person has my apologies for not getting their name so I could credit the idea) I think this would be very fair to anyone who once held the Omnium badge and lost it as more categories were added. If that person re-achieves it, than the legacy badge would be replaced. It just isn’t fair to take it away without so much as an honorable mention

Nicola responded to that. She said that something along the line of that omnium legacy badge is on her to-do list.
Roses are red
I think I'll join ping
To watch what is happening
From inside that ring

And perhaps when we're lucky
The girls in that melee
Will decide to be nice
And invite us to play
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For work... comfy always.
For a date... sexy.


Have you ever 'asked' for a kiss and been disappointed?

Not exactly a choice, but yes I have.

Ohmibod or Lovense Lush?
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sorry you are dreaming
Of course I am. Life would be tedious if we didn't have dreams.... and I'm still sexiest!
I don't smoke, so I'll have the wine

Bikini or one piece bathing suit?