Roses are red
I don't tire that fast
Just give me a try
I'm sure I can last
Maybe after a while
My dick will refuse
But I have other parts
That I know how to use
My tongue and my lips
And my fingers, of course
Are as agile and nimble
And as able as yours
So while my dick may be spent
When it's used once or twice
I can still give you pleasure
From the dusk till sunrise
A gentleman in every respect
I think we did, before she caught fire, and I enjoyed that, so yes.
False. As far as I can tell, I have no notable allergies.
For the monogamous among us: there is at least one lush member, who might cause you to cheat, should you meet
My fridge has a wooden door. Magnets are useless, so I use the kitchen cupboards and sticky tape in stead. They're usually decorated with school timetables, various reminders and drawings my kids made.
Congratulations to AvrgBlkGrl, Liz, Sprite and the rest of the top 10. I loved all of your work.
Smooches for Laura
(but looking below too)
Agree
Napoleon Bonaparte wasn't a short man
Once or twice
How many times has killing someone crossed your mind (even if you'd never go through with it)?
Guilty
You'll never marry (again)
False. I love to cook, and sometimes I unexpectedly surprise myself (and my kids) with something really good, but I'll never be good enough to become a chef.
You love exotic food more than home quisine
Younger girls? No thank you! I have no sexual interest in kids who are younger than mine (eldest is almost 22).
Yes, I have
Have you ever borrowed something and forgotten who it belonged to?
for you too