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patokl
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Kisses for the sweet lady above me
and I hope to get some from below too
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Oh yes, I most certainly would. And I'd take my sweet time for it....
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Quote by MollyDoll
I AM a little traumatized by cleaning my 14yr old's room while she's out of town. Teenage girls are scary, wonderful little creatures.
I AM smiling. I know those rooms and I totally agree.
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Lots of money. It would make life so much easier for me and my kids, that more happiness would follow

WYR forever give up your creditcard or your access to the internet?
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Trinket is coming along, too.

smile
I wouldn't mind that... (:


Please don't touch that detonator
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I am in my bed with fever, but I have to get out. Kids have to eat. ):
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Once, when my marriage was still fresh and passionate. We were in a park in a quiet spot, when my wife decided to give me oral sex. She was just getting started when a family with kids came too close. It stopped there and then and it never happened again.


What is your biggest turn-off in a sex partner?
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Zero, I don't own a car, and there's only one traffic light in town and that's a pedestrian crossing. I'd never run that, even if I did have a car

How many times have you wondered why people on lush hide their presence from their friends?
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If Kay doesn't mind being in the middle, it's a yes.
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Roses are red
My skin burns real quick
So I'll keep the sun
Away from my willy

Because I can't use
A red roasted dick
Besides, it would look
Incredibly silly.
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Unless of course, there is a sweet lady filling the space between us. Then it would be yes.....
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Some fantasies should remain just that, fantasies.

Travel to meet a potential lover or have them travel to you?
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Have you ever experienced stage fright, for instance when you had to speak to your class about a project in school or when you had to address a crowd? Imagine having that, even when you have to talk to a single person, even when that's someone you know. That's what selective mutism is.

Maybe that kid isn't just being rude and anti-social.

http://selectivemutismcenter.org/whatisselectivemutism/
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Naked men don't scare me and we're talking about swimming, so why not
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Granted, pick any of these dates that are still free in his calender:
3/27/2032, 3/28/2032 and any Wednesday after 6/1/2033

I wish I had a three day passe-partout for the next North Sea Jazz festival (and a volunteer to babysit my 7 during that time)
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Nothing wrong with slipping in under the covers either
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