Speak at a GOP convention
Know what?... HICK!..I'm drunk...
Delightful ladies are found here
Guilty, even peeing behind a tree in a wooded area is illegal nowadays
You've flashed someone in a place that would have thrown you out, if caught
Unless it's an open marriage and the friend approves of it, sex with his SO is out of the question. I'll choose the stranger, though there'd have to be a "click".
If you'd pick up a date, rather go to your place or theirs?
I wish... but if I could it would be Africa (Kenya and/or South Africa)
Sky diving or scuba diving?
The start of the F1 season
Friend's wonderful friend
Roses are read
I'm just being me
B'cause there's no one else
That I'd want to be
Luckily, no, I haven't
HYE lost your job because you did made a mistake?
Going to stick to what I know, lifeguard.
Caribbean or Mediterranean?
As a guy, I don't have much use for a feeldoe, but I could use a hitachi on you, so I'll choose that one
younger partner or an older one?
Roses are red
Mornings are good
When your words appear
Like I knew they would
The presence of friends
who love like I do
Makes the sun feeling warmer
And the sky look more blue
Yes, and I tried. Didn't work......
HYE thought you needed alcohol to get through the day?
Burgers
Beach or pool side
Not passing on this opportunity to share some kisses with Myra
But I'll also greedily keep looking below
Granted, she's squatting on your porch now, and she's brought all her cats
I wish I could just get in a car and drive to my friends
Sure will, And I'm going to take my sweet time for it
from me. Strength to you, my sweet friend