Roses are red
I'm not far away
But sometime I can't find
The leisure to play
When the health of your kids
Stakes a claim on your time
It is not always easy
To banter and rhyme
But I don't plan on leaving
All my friends here alone
I will always come looking
Like a dog for his bone
If anyone here deserves this, it's you Margot. Congratulations!
Roses are red
Do you hear someone sob?
Then it is not me
But some other Bob
But finish your business
With who's owning than bum
And then bend right over
So I can make you cum
Roses are red
Have all the prudes gone?
Then let's all get naked
And let's get it on!
I've recently blocked one person because I dislike the very crude and narcissistic stuff he considers to be poetry
I have never used drugs and the last time I was drunk enough to do stupid things was around 40 years ago. I tried to get home on my moped, decided that wasn't smart so I parked it and fell asleep next to it. Woke up in a warm and cozy police cell with a ticket for public drunkenness.
Giving the boss's 18 year old daughter her first sexual experience in plain view of a security camera
If I could, I'd rather be the one cooking that romantic dinner, but since that's not one of your options, I'd rather have the dinner an SO made for me.
WYR explore the dark depths of the ocean or explore outer space?
Yow pop's genetol worts scratchd
Nice that my tongue's welcome
Share a good bottle and some nice conversation
Innocent
You've tried to come up with a question that wasn't about sex, but failed
Handyman, always ready to be of service, especially to ladies in distress
Soft and sweet, but may develop local hardness when handled by females
And only slowly cease
To hold each other tight
Reluctant to release
As if some force still might
Attempt to separate
This bond that love has forged
With its unmeasured heat
Yet neither one was scorched
Because the fire was doused
We followed passion's call
Now all the welds have cooled
They are unbreakable
It makes me happy to see my friends above happy
Cancel your appointments for the weekend Vivien, you're about to be thoroughly searched
Nope
TPBM is going to cook something special this weekend
As far as I can tell, he's an allround nice guy
I only believe Breitbart news