Definitely kissing Rosie
but looking below too
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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany
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Quote by lynnwitt
Roses are red
The banter in here
Is quite fun
And brings good cheer
A quick phrase turn
Leads down a path
With many a kink
And many a laugh
I'm almost naked
As this I write
Just a robe,
In terry, so white
So tell us more,
If you will, Mr P,
About your behavior-
What will we see?
Roses are red
My behaviour you say?
I always behave
The gentleman way
I never watch porn (ahum)
And I don't masturbate (ahum, ahum!)
When you in your robe
Is what I contemplate (uhm..)
Ooohh... who am I kidding?
With you all on my mind
I'll get very aroused
And I'll wank myself blind......
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Quote by lynnwittI had no choice, and luckily, those cops saw that. The showed me an image of Donald Trump in his swimming trunks, and that immediately deflated the aforementioned part of my anatomy, allowing me to leave without the bench.
Mr P was watching Heidi and the lady police officer. That wasn't a problem,
but he was arrested for theft of public property when part of his anatomy
became stuck between the slats in a park bench and he tried to carry
the bench away with him.
Lynn did get arrested though. She was trying to counter the efforts of the police, by showing parts of her anatomy, that would normally keep the affected part of my anatomy hard, and stuck. Luckily, the effect of the Trump image was irreversible at that point.
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Quote by lynnwitt
Roses are red
Heidi's kitty I'll pet
I think that I can
Make us both quite wet
Add Juli and Rosie,
Tonya, Marie,
Leslie and Sylvie
We'll all shout WHEEEE!
Now it would be fun
To watch the guys on stage
Nude in the spotlight
As size we gauge
Roses are red
Interested in size?
You girls control that
By making it rise
It won't disappoint you
Of that I'm pretty sure
Use your imagination
If you want to know more
