Quote by lynnwitt
Es ist ein Ros' entsprungen

came up empty in English

Quote by lynnwitt
Oooo.... is that an eel I feel...???

Quote by StraponSlave69
I have hundreds of limericks to post and was told by a few moderators that this is the place to post them so here are two new ones that I hope some of you here will get to see, enjoy, and comment on whenever you have the time and are so inclined to do so. ENJOY - and hopefully they bring yiu the gift of laughter and/or a grin and a smile.


Broken or Bent.

Have you heard of the old gent from Kent,
who woke up pitching a tent,
who covered his cock,
with a thick woolen sock,
so it wouldn't get broken or bent.


Any Old Maid

And then there's an old bloke who'll poke,
any old maid for a toke,
of medicinal weed,
when he feels the need,
for a shag, an old bag, and a smoke.