Me, when I catch myself, saying really offensive and stupid things that I know are wrong, for the sake of winning an argument.
Roses are red
Lyf tries to impress
And as typical male
I shall do no less
I've muscles like Arnie
and brains like Einstein
And things down below
Also look mighty fine
Ladies hear what I tell you
And if that will not do
To seduce and arouse you
I'll make up something new
A friendly kiss on the cheek for all the ladies above
and looking below
That Intelligence
And Beauty Inside and Out
Is Not Average
Powerful and empathic. Sprite has a pretty big heart too.
Hamburgers, think I'm gonna bake some
One of the elders and an absolutely kind man
I AM joining the kiss-fest
Not very likely
TPBM is up, but it's still dark outside
Yes, I would, with pleasure