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Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I am hoping Adi sleeps well

I am not hopeful for my prospects of getting a good night sleep.
I am hoping, that whatever demons keep you awake, will leave you at peace to night, so you can sleep.
Don't really know LadyAnn, but she comes across as kind, intelligent and gifted with a good sense of humour. And I like how she writes.

Don't know Karen either, but I believe most, if not all, of the above applies to her as well
I love flowers, particularly roses, so I suppose I'd be fond of her, if I knew her
There are quite a few people on Lush, who I'd love to meet in person. The two ladies in the above post for instance, but they're not the only ones. And no, sex would not be the objective. They're just great people, I'd love to meet for real.
Roses are red
I see that I'm faced
With these lovely ladies
Their booties all raised

Their treasures are showing
Inviting to taste
Their heavenly juices
They'll not go to waste

Because I'll get busy
With tongue, fingers, lips
And I will not stop
Until everyone drips

I will be relentless
Encouraged by scent
I'll pleasure the ladies
Until they are spent
Quote by LadyAnnWest
No, but I love the idea, especially with him watching

HYE, gone to a party where sex toys were being sold?
Nope. My ex hosted one once, but sadly, I was cordially asked to spend the evening away from home, as it was ladies only. I was tempted to come home early, but I didn't.

Have you ever crashed a ladies or guys only party, hoping to catch some sexy scenes?
Quote by lynnwitt
Bill Wiseowl keeps trying to catch the mouse in LAW's forum signature.


When the cockroach girl married the mouse
The owl said he would take their vows
When her groom said: "I do"
The owl said: "me too"
And he promptly devoured the spouse

...........................

Lynn would devour the cat and keep the mouse as her pet
Quote by elude
I am feeling miserable
I am giving you a
Poor Ping seldom gets much respect
In spite of his great intellect
Quote by Ping


It was suggested I post this here because Lush would not publish this limerick. Just wanted to share. No hooking here because you can't vote or comment. I just wanted to make some laugh if they found this funny. Apparently, you did not.
They were probably referring to this thread: https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm2579621_Lush-Limericks.aspx#2579621

But even though this obviously wasn't the place for it, I did like it.
Well, I'm guessing you'll want to catch someone with the spider web you asked for of course, that's what I'll load with superglue. What else?
Quote by SheriPie


Can sticky be permanent?
Sure. I have enough superglue. Is that what you want?
Hey, I know you'll spend it on booze and drugs, but here's $50 anyway