Yes, slipped and fell while walking (at work), broke three ribs.

Have you ever had keyhole surgery?

Nice-guy

Edge of Thorns - Savatage

It could pass for steel

Though softer on the outside

And made to fit you

Paradise is anywhere you are

Anticipation

Raises goose bumps on my skin

And makes me grow hard

You heat me up and make me hungry

I do have an idea, and I wonder how grass manages to keep hanging down..... wouldn't mind getting a peek though.

Yes, it is, I bet Monster didn't expect to spear a barrel of whiskey, floating to the beach. Shame, now it'll only be the fish that get drunk....

Every way we can think of

Schnapps

Indonesian, more specifically, Nasi Goreng

Which food do you absolutely dislike?

That's a tough one, because they're both great. They both were willing to sacrifice their lives for the sake of their proteges, but only Dumbledore actually did, so I'll choose him.

Bilbo or Frodo?

No, got a job in IT after leaving the service, never got beyond bachelor.

Did your education fit the job you ended up with?

I'm a simple person. I like whole wheat bread with real butter or honey with a slice of old cheese on it.

Do you always eat breakfast first thing in the morning?

Roses are red

There's no denying

That down in my belly

There's butterflies flying

They flutter their wings

Whenever we touch

You make my heart swell

I love you so much

You fill me with music

And I take my chance

I hold out my hand

"May I have this dance?"!

Beef Teriyaki

Every single moment with her

"Please" she said, pulling me on top of her, "I need you".

Innate

Habits

A buxom young lady from Spain

Asked to come in out of the rain

All her clothes were so wet

TURQUOISE

Tamara used rare, quite unusual objects in sexual exchanges.

Inhibitions are few, between me and you

Roses are red

Distance is touch

But you can still touch me

And fill me with love

.

You light up my fire

And fill me with lust

Whenever you do that

Have you I must

An ambi, a lesbian, and a gay

Decided they wanted to play

I love coming home

To this wonderful woman

Who I dearly love

.

Distance don't matter

When you are welcomed home with

"I love you so much"

Quote by JustPassingThrough

Dark Crystal (but I do like both)

The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings?

Tough choice, they're both part of the same big story. Under duress I choose the Hobbit, my first encounter with Tolkien's work (I'm choosing between books, not movies).

Eddings' Belgariad or Zelazny's Amber?

I'm afraid I haven't, haven't been there a while. I probably will though, in the near future.

Have you ever written something that was published in ink on paper?

Let's find a quiet spot....

SENSES

Sally entertained naked students every Sunday.