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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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A fellow called Ping once said
I am partial to hair that is red
A wig wasn't enough
He needs also a muff
Just as fiery as the hair on her head
I am ironing and folding laundry. Pretty boring too.
Granted, rainy days coming your way, 40 I think. Better start building an Ark.

I wish the laundry ironed and folded itself
I'd love to try, but I can't promise, I won't be distracted
Unfortunately, he wakes up after a hundred years. By that time, Heidi's butt won't fit in those shorts anymore, and her once firm and perky boobs will be sagging beyond her knees
I wish Lynn had a well-paid career as a model for The Big Pop-Up Book of girly pictures (and that I had a copy of every edition of that book)
Innocent

You have engaged in sexual activities, that would shock you, if you found out your kids did them too
Quote by lynnwitt
The Award for Best Hands............ PATOKL!!!!


I am honoured.
The award for the most magnificent mile high aerobatics performance goes to........ LYNNWITT!!!!!!!
Certainly! Slowly, using everything I have to fully investigate her beautiful body
Roses are red
In this thread you'll find
A whole lot of poems
about Heidi's behind

It's widely admired
I'm sure that you can
See why it's desired
By both women and men