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Roses are red
to watch all this action
is making it hard
to withstand the attraction

It's becoming so hard
to watch all this sin
because some of my hardness
just longs to join in
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Quote by kiera
Are all the men well endowed?

Hi AM

What is your definition of well endowed?

Hi Kiera
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Kisses for both the sweet ladies above me

Hi Kiera
Hi Ginger
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Quote by Heidi

Roses are red
All around I here moans
Bet the guys are all reading
on their cellular phones

Roses are red
When you think you're alone
We are watching the action
On the screen of our phone
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Granted, but your laundry sucks at sorting itself, so you end up with pink shirts and purple jeans

I wish my smartphone had unlimited battery life
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Quote by lynnwitt

Ahem... "LOL". Only YOU would think of that!


Mmm.. only me?

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Honeysuckle
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Granted, from now on you'll need lots of lube

I wish I could apply some of that lube to you
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I am wishing my kids would always clean up their mess, my dog wouldn't lose massive amounts of hair every day, and that pockets and shoes wouldn't be filled with sand, every time the kids return from the playground.
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I'm assuming he'll bring his kids and his lady.
In that case:

A huge stack of pancakes for the kids
With syrup, honey, nutella and various other things to decorate them with

And for the grown-ups

Freshly baked mini buns with garlic butter

Prawn salad with a whisky cocktail sauce

Pommes Parisiennes Patokl style
Boeuf bourgignon
Haricots in bacon
Salad

Lemon bavarois with whipped cream

Coffee plus

And a nice red burgundy to accompany all that

(I love cooking)
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Fuchsia (I wonder why a flower that looks like a woman has a name that sounds like.....)
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Roses are red
The heavenly scent
Of her sweet arousal
Will make me descend

To savour her flavour
To write words on her clit
To explore her until
I feel her orgasm hit
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Quote by angeldust
Ok boys show me what you can do

I'll be more than happy to oblige
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Winter snow

For an evening stroll with a lover: man made park or natural forest
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Ping was arrested for creating a bomb scare on the bus. Turned out, he was talking about a sex bomb he'd been fooling around with.
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Innocent

Someone on lush knows more about you, than anyone in your real life
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