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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by kiera
I am tired and I am not amused. Had the biggest fucking spider in my kitchen last night (shudders) and even though it's dead and I mean really dead cause I seriously had to make sure it was dead (shudders) I still couldn't get back to sleep afterwards...even now I can still see the hideous monstrosity in my head (shudders)
Hugs for you..
Comforting thought: think of all the gnats and misquitos that never got a chance to bite you, because if that spider
Granted, but you never learned how to set it in motion again, so you end up living in a world that's frozen in time forever

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want to go
Hi folks, salvaged a box of NIMH batteries and a solar panel. With a bit if tinkering we can get all your toys running permanently....
Never had a gerbil, but they look cute. Not a hamster fan, I'll go for a gerbil

WYR have an aquarium with tropical fish or a terrarium with bearded dragons?
We have, and always a pleasure, so we certainly will again
We have, and always a pleasure, so we certainly will again
Roses are red
Before we get humpy
I'm thirsty as hell
So pass me that scrumpy
Granted, you're fired.

I wish I was surrounded by horny naked bisexual women
Lots of kisses for Laura above
And looking below for lots more
Stone on the petal?
Not unless you want beauty
Eradicated
As she felt his breath on her neck
She thought: This once - what the heck!
She gave in to her whim
Granted, but with your hands cuffed, so you can't touch yourself...
Edit: that was for lynn

@shotgun: granted, but a complexer project with an even tighter deadline is already waiting for you

I wish I had the keys too those cufs, Lynn's wearing
Haiku addiction
Or a serious case of
Overflowing heart?
Tough one. At gunpoint I'd say Beatles

Whisky or Bourbon?
Roses are red
Sweet ladies above
Please join me in bed
And make passionate love

A friend
Who shares
Their grief
With a friend
Will never be
A burden

A friend
Who shares
Their burden
With a friend
Will never be
A pain

A friend
Who shares
Their pain
With a friend
Will never find
Deaf ears
Granted. Your boss gave you time off, no appointments, so you slept two straight days. Unfortunately, bad people noticed that, and by the time you woke up, the only things they left behind were you, your bed and the wallpaper.

I wish I could teleport to all my friends
Yes, yes, yes. And that goes for all the ladies above....

Edit: dreamweaver, you sneaky... Ah well, guess this can work too