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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
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I am enjoying my last peaceful minutes, mentally preparing my self for today's "get the kids to school" rush hour
Not much hair left (on my head)

TPBM needs new razors
Your everyday life looks ordinary without .... (fill in the blanks)

ORDINARY
Quote by lynnwitt

I've been to the tomb in Bari - imagine a bit dusty by now smile

I've visited Myra, the church where he was bishop and his original grave. Also visited the places where John the evangelist built his first church and the place where, according to legend, the virgin Mary spent the last years of her life and was buried.

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Funny STDs, post your pictures
Good choice! Seriously smooching with Adi above
and then I'll peek below too
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PATOKL

Perhaps a taste of Kara's lips....

Well.....

Licking yields new naughtiness, we investigated that thoroughly
Fantastic oral required? Use me! (Ladies only)

ORATE
Post a picture of what you think Santa's crotch looks like nowadays (considering the fact Saint Nicholas was born round the year 280 AD)
Kiera may have a short arse, but it's a great one to look at
Morning Kiera. Why are we discussing the usability of the condoms in CD's wallet?
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Hmmmm.... Not bad
But NOT good enough!!
I am the sexiest of all of Lushatopia!!!!

Right! Let's send out the heralds to announce it to the good people of Lushatopia. In the meantime, here at lushstories.com, I still am the sexiest.
Quote by kiera
Roses are red
Roses they die
Just like you did
And I don't know why

Roses are red
But never blue
Which is how I feel
Today I so miss you

I miss what we had
The love we once shared
When we were so happy
We loved and we cared

Today the tears are falling
I just feel so sad
Feeling so conflicted
Because yesterday I was mad

Mad that you left us
And my eyes were dry
But today I feel empty
And that's why I cry.






Roses are red
Life isn't fair
But read what was posted
And know that we care

In spite of the distance
That holds us from you
All the hugs that we're giving
And our wishes are true
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That was a good one...the brindle joke. Even you have to admit.
Oh, was that a joke? I apologize for not seeing that Jack. Better luck next time.
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Your momma is brindle.
smile Still the same old Jack.
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Blond is masculine, blonde is feminine. Idiot.
Bravo Jack, you just can't live without insulting folks, can you?
What you say is true for French and in British English. In American and Canadian English however, the term blond is preferred every time, even when referring to female hair, though a few writers like to hang on to the gender distinction.
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What is the obsession with RR's? People need to get over it and write. I could give a cheese an RR, it would only be, because I liked the mustard.
Exactly. Some people treat it, as if it's an award. It's not. It's someone saying: "Hey, lushies! I've just read a story I like so much, that I want to bring it to your attention." It's a recommendation, by a mod, no more, no less.