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9 May 2016

The first prize in the international blow job championship is called the Suction Cup...

9 May 2016

Lynn is no longer allowed to fly over populated areas, because she tends to drip, when she's aroused, which happens to be her normal state when she's flying

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9 May 2016

Quote by lynnwitt
Simar lost his job as a nude model because he kept knocking over canvases when he turned....

Is his ass that big?

Lynn is no longer allowed to visit museums, because every time she had an itch, the wind from her wings blew the paintings from the walls.

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9 May 2016

Quote by lynnwitt
And I'm sure Mr P would DEFINITELY prefer to rip the seat of his pants!

Yes, to let in cool air, because with you ladies around, it's hot in there

Listen, you nerdy nitwit, women's instincts tell truth

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9 May 2016

Roses are red
Got cake on the griddle
When the ladies are fed
I want in the middle

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9 May 2016

Notable

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9 May 2016

Can old men find oral relieve today?

Relieve

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9 May 2016

Blushing with embarrassement she rose, revealing the stain her arousal had caused

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9 May 2016

Some orifices use plenty space

Under

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9 May 2016

No hard feelings smile

Want a cold Heineken?

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9 May 2016

Knot

Bound

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9 May 2016

Quote by Rosie
Eeeeeeewwwwww gross Patokl

Yes, it rather is, isn't it? Know what? I'll make a nicer variant:

Rosie makes modern art by inserting large amounts of non-toxic pigments into her pussy and, after bringing herself to an earth-shattering orgasm, squirting them back onto a canvas.

(Actually, I wouldn't mind watching this artistic process)

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9 May 2016

Quote by poppyx
Patokl's 'endless supply' isn't really 'hand' cream ladies!

Actually, you're right, but if you use your hands right, you can extract it anyway.

Simar makes modern art by consuming large amounts of no-toxic pigments and vomiting them back onto a canvas.

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9 May 2016

Quote by fsharp
Eye floaters can be completely eliminated by drinking 8 ounces of windshield-wiper fluid daily!

And if you give it to your dog, he'll never pee in the house again (in case a dumb-ass reads this: it's lethal)

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9 May 2016

Strong, the force (in this one)

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9 May 2016

Kissing above, of course, and looking below

Twice, because I'm greedy

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9 May 2016

Kissing above, of course, and looking below

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9 May 2016

Guess I'm going to have to strip you and drag you into the water with me

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9 May 2016

When that policeman wanted to arrest you for illegal posession of reptiles, I said "Give that copper head", not " Give that copperhead". Didn't you know they're poisonous?

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