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Quote by lynnwitt
Mr P raises interesting matters...

That happens when I'm in the right company.....

Lynn has believed in Santa until long after her childhood years. She found out the truth, when Santa removed his beard, before going down on her...
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Lynn won't eat Caesar's Salad, because 2000 years after his death, that can't be fresh anymore
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I guess I'm not OCD enough for this one
No tan!
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What about Jonathan Archer? Do you even care about Jonathan?!


I would, if I know he was more than a historic character in Star Trek, but apparently, I haven't seen everything yet.
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They're different, but I don't think either of them is better than the other. Picard would not have been, without Kirk. I like both generations equally. That option lacks in this poll.

Edit: Maybe Benjamin Sisko and Kathryn Janeway too, does anyone even remember them?
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roses are red
lynn is quite sweet
although her hand i may feel
upon my seat



Roses are red
And I may not touch
But to witness that spanking
I'd love very much
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I've seen extreme things, but... I don't know how she got her head inside your pussy, but she's alive and breathing trough a tube. The medical team is figuring out a way to get her back out. That may hrt a bit though....
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Lynn checks the local nudist spots daily, to see if interesting matters are raised....
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Quote by lynnwitt
Dwarf -> Wards
I'm afraid you've missed an entire page..

Salty - Lusty
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Uhm... wow... I uhhhmmmm....
(the lack of vocabulary is a sign, that my brains no longer receive enough blood...)
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Naughtyating (causing the mind to wander and the flow of blood to divert away from male brains)
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Pussy, but for lack of that, I'll choose Sateh Babi with peanut sauce.

How far would you travel for your favorite steak?
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We all know, that Dick and Willy are both boy's names and names we give to our cocks, but how many of you know, that Cock is a boy's name too? It is in Holland, where it's a short form for Cornelius. So if you meet a Dutchman online, who calls himself Cornelius or Cor, it may wel be, that his friends call him Cock.
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so the phone rings and I get screwed, lol

It wasn't me..... (not that it never crossed my mind though.... )


Heidi's exterior is definitely irresistible
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