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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by adi_me33
I am so tired. I think my coffee is broken
I am giving you a hug too
I'll have the food and my beautiful American woman

Would you rather have one true love or several fuckbuddies?
Quote by trinket
I AM a lilbit lost.
I am giving you a hug
Does that work the other way round too? Should I be glad, that I don't have dumb friends?
Adi was late because she couldn't get those curlers out of her hair....
Roses are red
If it's good on the floor
You can bet your sweet ass
I will come back for more
Quote by lynnwitt
Staying in the shade.
Oh no, you're not...... Double splash!!!
Her tail is a wondetful addition to her sex life..... Betterthan any strapon
Hairs. Trim, but don't shave, I prefer the adult look and the subtlety hair adds to being touched....

Sex today: slow and tender or fast and rough?
I knos you're competitive, but you're not Anakin Skywalker. Entering that flying contest was a bad choice....
Lynn has rented a basement appartment to make sure, she has an upskirt view of all the ladies passing by..
Quote by lynnwitt


I thought these were supposed to be lies......
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Mr P was once recruited while strolling through Amsterdam's Red Light District.

And you are accusing me of spreading truth?

Yes, I was recruited, by Lynn, to work as a bouncer on Bill's red light boat, moored at the Oudezijds Achterburgwal...
When foreskins are circumsized, they can be put into fertile soil. With the right amount of loving care, a good gardner can grow 6ft dicks out of them. That's where politicians come from.....
Guilty on multiple counts
I alwYs find it hard, not to look at attractive women. Always try not to make it a stare though.

You have been in a public setting and noticed, that someone couldn't keep their eyes off you...
Lynn used to hang around near building sites wearing skimpy dresses and ben wah balls. All those construction workers wistling after her as she strutted by, in combination with those balls, were enough to her off at least seven times a day...