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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by Shotgun011
once again how do you strip search a pair of hands?
It's about the member, not the avatar, but it's okay, I don't mind that you pass. I'm passing too. The gentlemen above may walk as they please.
Grabbing Poppy's hand and dragging her in to join the fun...
I think I'm going to hang around for a while, above...
Innocent, I am a fashion nitwit. I don't give a damn, as long as it doesn't leave my ass when I dive in, it's fine with me.

You can swim the length of an Olympic size pool under water (or at least, you used to be able to)
She flatters me a lot (and it's me who's honored, because she's an awesome poet and, more importantly, a wonderful and kind person)
Quote by simar
You know there goes the ice cream guy....why don't you go and get us a couple of popsicles.
Why don't you?
Quote by Shotgun011
sends Patokl to the diner around the corner for lunch
Thanks SG, but I just had dinner. I think I'll just hang on to my place as the sexiest.
Let's start with

Laurel and Hardy
Abbott and Costello
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
definitely naughty, but in the nicest way possible
I like confident people, even when they're wrong..... (o:
Almost dinner time here, not sleepy yet

And yes, I'd love a (motor)bike trip, but I don't have a bike, nor a license for it

TPBM plans to stay up late tonight