No, I don't. But I do understand my body.

How important to you is the religion of the people around you?

Are you...uhm... I mean, what is the main course?

"Delighted", he said as he helped the young lady step out of the carriage.

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Roses are red

The other day I had a taste

Of why I think some mods

Are just a awaste of space

--

Only five people were

In this room

And a "Mod" came in

On his broom

--

No one had spoke

Yet in bold he write

To show all non mods

He had might

--

Some start

The fights

But if challenge

Cry Mod rights

--

Poor Mods are just

Doing their Natzi best

To do a job and

Debase the rest

--

I do not paint all

With this brush

Because their are good ones

That worked for lush

--

But really does it matter

It just my opinion

The choice is leave

Or be a mindless minion

Roses are red

That doesn't sound good

A mod on a power trip

Always spoils the mood

They have to use wisely

The power they've got

To deal with the assholes

But be one they should not

A young man tries to sneak back into his home long after his curfew but, while silently trying to reach his bedroom, he is confronted by his angry father, who shouts at him:

“Where did you come from? You promised to be home by midnight!”.

“Sorry dad”, the young man replies, “I completely forgot the time. I had sex for the first time tonight”.

“Son, sit down, we have to drink to that!”

“Uhm dad... I can’t sit just yet..”

At the start of spring

Does the weather affect your mood?

DIVERTING

Dildo idly vibrating, Eva relaxed, that itch now gone

Not anywhere near me.

Do you own, and if so, regularly use a bicycle?

As the setting sun touches the skyline

I sit down, contemplating my lifetime

I achieved much, I find

But in the scope of mankind

It will never be more than a by line

Chore

No, I don't. All I need is a car that takes at least 5, driver included, safely and preferably dry when it rains, to wherever I need it to.

Do you use public transport when available?

ANNABELLE

Annabelle never needed a better example, luscious Lynn excelled.

I'm sorry, didn't mean to show off, but those banana leaf loin cloths you made didn't hold.

Perfect

Banger > Ranged

Amass > Slams

Boolean

I am awake too, though barely

Very

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"Go private"... Does that somehow relate to private parts???

😇

Only if you want that

But go private with you? I have and I gladly will.

Two souls connected

Across an ocean's divide

As if it was not

A little over 18 years, but still looking and running like new

What car do you drive?

Panties came off at the same time his boxers hit the ground

Sandra does

A horny barista named Jenny

Didn’t even have a penny

But she sure could grind

And crema find

In every available fanny

-o-

When Lynn learned the secrets of Sapho

DEAR

Delilah eagerly ate Ramona.

We don't need him, Monster and I are quite capable of taking care of you ladies 😈

Never!

What is your favourite vacation destination?

Roses are red

I think that poor Rob

Will never reach bottom

Let alone see the top

Of that heap of sweet ladies

We all call the girl pile

But he will not stop trying

At least, not for a while

So he'll keep entertaining

A real show it will be

Which all of his fans here

Will be watching with glee

DEFIBRILLATE

Don't ever find it bad, reading interesting Lush literature and turning excited.