You have been in a coma for two weeks. Your humor gland was was infected and had shriveled to the size of a pea. They managed to restore it, but it may take a couple of weeks, before you'll be able to tell a good joke again...
Las Islas Malvinas
Equador
Nice try, but thank you, I can save my spot on my own.... I'm sexiest after all....
All underwear she sees is evidently bought on sex sites
Apparently AB says no, in that case I'll be more than happy to fill the gap(s) ;)
Her eager ass rises to....
BFWYC
I have been lost, off road as well as in big cities. The only time I freaked, was when I I got lost in Zagreb and ended up going against one way traffic, then running a red light and finally stopping directly under a no-stop sign, where a Croatian policeman on a motorbike pulled over beside me and pounded on my window. After opening it, he asked me what I was thinking and where I planned to go. He then ordered me to follow him. He rode his bike to the policestation, where he ordered me to park the car and get out. I was convinced, that building would be the final destination for that day, especially, because he looked and sounded really threatening all the time. But then he took of his helmet, started to grin and gave me directions to the old citycenter. He finished with: "Please enjoy our beautiful city". pfffffff...
Have you ever thought you were in serious trouble, only to find, you had been the victim of a joke?
When I look at your avatar Leah, I only want to say YES!
157, a hundred years ahead, that seems like a nice number
Mike adored riding Irene's arse
Aries
One lazy Sunday afternoon
I lay with my girl to spoon
She felt so good to me
Just wearing a tee
But as usual, it ended too soon
Naked we strolled through the meadow
Naughty inmates get hot tonight
Mater
CecilyJayne, you live in dreams
You think you're sexiest, it seems
I do believe you are divine
But I am it, this spot is mine
I'd be more than happy to
All uses she saw in erections became obsolete seeing Sam
If I don't count selfies, over three years ago
Horse riding in beautiful nature
Garden, little piece of nature
No, never went beyond tobacco and haven't smoked anything in years.
What, in your eyes, was your best product ever of your creativity?