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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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You have been in a coma for two weeks. Your humor gland was was infected and had shriveled to the size of a pea. They managed to restore it, but it may take a couple of weeks, before you'll be able to tell a good joke again...
Nice try, but thank you, I can save my spot on my own.... I'm sexiest after all....
All underwear she sees is evidently bought on sex sites
Apparently AB says no, in that case I'll be more than happy to fill the gap(s) ;)
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I can tell you that if I was ever able to be "out" to my friends/coworkers/family about my submissiveness, I am quite sure that they would all fall over dead in shock. It seems that the more responsibility and or power that I have at work, the less I want it in the bedroom. With that special person (my Daddy) I instantly transform into a total submissive little girl. We laugh about it sometimes because I am so stubborn and strong minded outside of our home. I think that's something that he enjoys though because it makes his ability to turn me into a total puddle that much more appealing.
Although I'm not into BDSM, this is what I've seen more than once. People who have to be in control professionally, and who constantly have to bear all the responsibilities that come with leadership, tend to find places in their private lives, where they can give up control, and therewith relinquish all responsibilities. It often is the only place they can truly relax and find inner peace. For some, having a wife wearing the pants at home is enough, but more often than not, they're the subs in their sex-life.
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Roses are red
Violets are purple
I want to give a nurple
Do you want a nurple?

Roses are red
Nurples are nice
Can I give them a nibble
Or tease them with ice?
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I am a gold member now...thanks to Barbie
I am too, and also thanks to Barbielicious
I have been lost, off road as well as in big cities. The only time I freaked, was when I I got lost in Zagreb and ended up going against one way traffic, then running a red light and finally stopping directly under a no-stop sign, where a Croatian policeman on a motorbike pulled over beside me and pounded on my window. After opening it, he asked me what I was thinking and where I planned to go. He then ordered me to follow him. He rode his bike to the policestation, where he ordered me to park the car and get out. I was convinced, that building would be the final destination for that day, especially, because he looked and sounded really threatening all the time. But then he took of his helmet, started to grin and gave me directions to the old citycenter. He finished with: "Please enjoy our beautiful city". pfffffff...

Have you ever thought you were in serious trouble, only to find, you had been the victim of a joke?
When I look at your avatar Leah, I only want to say YES!
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Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds, David Beckham (fuck no!), Robert Pattinson (wtf is that about), Johnny Depp and Ben Affleck to name a few - I think I probably have a bit of a strange taste in men
You like me, so you must have excellent taste
157, a hundred years ahead, that seems like a nice number
One lazy Sunday afternoon
I lay with my girl to spoon
She felt so good to me
Just wearing a tee
But as usual, it ended too soon

Naked we strolled through the meadow
CecilyJayne, you live in dreams
You think you're sexiest, it seems
I do believe you are divine
But I am it, this spot is mine
All uses she saw in erections became obsolete seeing Sam
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Cunt is a difficult word
word for something yummy though
Horse riding in beautiful nature

Garden, little piece of nature
No, never went beyond tobacco and haven't smoked anything in years.

What, in your eyes, was your best product ever of your creativity?