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patokl
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I cause your girly insides releasing lovejuices

LOVER
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A) Wish i can write a good poem
A) I would love to be able to show'em
B) Words with much wit
B) rhymes that will fit
A) And a rhythm that really will flow'em

A) I am seeking for words to seduce you
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B)
B)
A)
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Queen Maxima of the Netherlands
...and tango

Tasmania
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I'd quitly observe and enjoy the happiness around me
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You can't claim whats not yours and mine by right silly
You're right. Luckily, that doesn't apply to this spot, because that IS mine.

Hi sweety!
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I shared my bedroom with my younger brother until he moved moved in with his gf. So, yes, many times.

Have you ever had sex in a bunkbed, while someone else was in the other bed?
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No, for once I'm thinking that I am worth more that that
You're damn right you are!
Now what was that word?
Nnn.... ??
Can't say it. Mayby I should try with someone else....
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With most humble apologies, I quietly declare myself to be sexiest.


I forgive you, but herewith reclaim my place as sexiest
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Doesn't that depend upon the length of hair?
Np, on what you intend to smoke. What will it be?
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Frying the veggies or the kids?

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Roses are red
Quite bright is the sun
I'll cover my head
But still have much fun

The kids! Kidding of course, broccoli, dipped in a nice batter, then in the deep fryer for 3 or 4 minutes.

Roses are red
Once you've begun
You're bound to discover
That cooking is fun
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A mere erection really is causing a naughty buffet, everyone avidly uncovering tushies, yummy!
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I'll take that chance with above,
and look below too
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Sure hope you're as good in bed as your mom and dad were yesterday....
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Yes, once, with a child abuser. Took a fair bit of energy to stay on the right side of the law then.

Have you ever done anything outrageous, that nobody would ever expect of you? If so, what?
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