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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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That was not very smart. That bronze nut you used as a cock ring was a bit too tight. Your erection wouldn't go down with that nut on, but the nut wouldn't come off while you're erection lasted. They tried everything but in the end they had to call in the fire department and they had to bring in an angle grinder to cut through the nut. You'll probably have some pain from the abrasion and a few blisters, but thank to the skills of that firefighter, you're still a guy.....



edit: This really happened in a Dutch hospital a few decades ago, I happen to know the guy who held the grinder...
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