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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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You gasp as our hips connect. I hold still, our eyes meet...

Well, that can be multilingual too, ("Si si!", "Oui, oui!" and "Ja, ja!" all sound good) but you do not qualify for me as someone to play that game with.

I believe some of us actually are. Humans do not have cats, cats have humans (hence the problem with cats bringing coffee smile).

What is the largest wild animal you ever encountered?

I've never had Punjabi Curry, but I'd love to try it

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Would you enjoy counting stars under a moonlight..

With the right company, I certainly would.

Do you go out to watch shooting stars when there is a meteor shower?

Three novices are sitting outside mother superior’s chamber, waiting for the final test before they can become real nuns. The first one is called in and, after some deep and serious conversation, mother superior says:

“One last question; what would you do, if you were out in a park and a man dragged you into the bushes to you?”

Novice: “I’d hold down my habit as good as I could, scream out loud and try to tun.”

Mother superior: “That’s a good answer, you’ll become a full nun during tomorrow’s morning mass.”

Then it was the second novice’s turn, and at the end of the conversation, she got the same question. Her answer:

“I’d fight as hard as I could to protect my innocence”

That answer was also good enough for mother superior and she invited in the third novice. They had the conversation and of course it ended with the same question. The novice answered:

“I’d lift up my skirts as high as I could.”

“What???” the astonished mother superior gasped.

“Yes. And then I’d tell him to lower his trousers.”

“What???” mother superior managed to repeat, almost fainting.

“Yes.” the novice said, “and then we’ll see who can run faster”.

Smiling makes me happy, and I can't help smiling when I read the posts above smile

I'd absolutely love that.

Who is your favourite jazz musician?

Quote by lynnwitt

I quale before him

Rob, the most magnificent

And I lie sometimes

I just read that one

And it made me laugh out loud

And think: "Poor, poor Rob"

I would love a hands-on approach

But I do not want to encroach

On your private space

I'll stay in my place

I'd rather avoid your reproach

You're awesome, my love

Even if you don't see it

Believe in yourself

I watched it on TV

What is the most memorable theatre performance (not being a pop/rock concert) you attended?

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My lack of obligations and chores today.

Same smile

Can't really choose... top three is probably pig , dolphin , octopus, not necessarily in that order.

With which animal species would you like to be able to communicate?

Pink Floyd, Momentary Lapse of Reason tour

Which deceased artist would be on your concert bucket list if they still were alive now?

A man hug. Scrabble, nice! Multilingual or just English?

Finger food sounds good to me, how about tapas, accompanied by a nice Rioja.

Consummation was a sensation, she thought with elation.

I love you, I do

But words to build a haiku

Do not always come

Quote by Sandra47

I AM underwater.

I am sharing my air with you.