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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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A) Her butt was not all that small
A) But he didn't fit in at all
B)
B)
A)
Hey, when I said "Mount your horses" I didn't mean from behind. That was the fastest way to find out, how hard they can kick.
With Poppy, Bonny, Nikki and Nicky in the water, I'm definitely diving in too
A) A lady who needed a rutt
A) Meant a guy who had but one nut
B) Poker took it away
B) And went to the bay
A) Where she bent down and offered her butt
The same way I like women: sweet, strong and hot!

Would you go dow on a beautiful stranger?
Sexy doesn't need a throne or a crown, the sexiness itself is what makes the distinction. Hence, this is MY spot!
A) Watching the lady as she strum
A) While she plays with her drum
B) Two syllables she missed
B) Now embarrassed and pissed
A) So I don't think that she's gonna cum
Troat? By a goat? Animal!

For those who don't know the word: to troat = to give a bj
Guilty, and everyone noticed and laughed

Ever gone to the bathroom to discover, too late, you were clean out of toiletpaper, so you had to get out eith your pants on your ankles?
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I am hugging you anyway
Love you!
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I am....going to put this in my own werdz

Imma explain....you said you were aroused. I said I'll alert the media....

Then....

I went on a little rant....

Then....

I apologized. Geeeze. You act like we never met or somethin

I am a bit slow tonight, just a little brain malfunction.... don't worry about it
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I am alerting the media

I am also labeling all my fucking pens...fucking MINE. Assholes. Whoa! Sorry about that. Really

I am sorry
I am a bit confused