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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by LaylaJune


Thank you, Moonlight!!


And always, with Patokl.
likewise with you Layla
Ladies, ladies! I am here now, so you might as well give up.
Just a silly little thing I wrote long ago

Every morning when wake up
something really feels like wood
Untill I get into the bathroom
and then psssss, oh, that feels good
Quote by adi_me33


I am too sexy for overalls! In fact, I am the sexiest!
So no overalls? What then? You know how to spike my curiosity...

But I'm still sexiest!
Quote by adi_me33
I am the sexiest est
Est is miss-spelled East. You may be sexiest there, but I'm sexiest overall...
Roses are red
And so is my butt
I'm done with you spanking
Why can't we just rutt
Never ever invite the hulk to do you from behind again, promise?
Guilty

Failed to understand the clou of a really funny joke (G)