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patokl
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Guilty

You drink more alcohol than you should (sometimes guilty)
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Slipping between the sheets, gimme those cold feet
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I'd like LaylaJune to try to discover signs of intelligent life in my head
I'm sure she'll find it. I wouldn't mind discovering it either.
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Your beard is sparkling
Guess how that happened...
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Guilty

Likes to be alone with nature sometimes (G)
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Since I'm not quoted guess I'm the sexiest
Not anymore....
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I'll be more than happy to give a full body massage to my lovely friend
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Neat. You'd like your digusting sounding whisky, neat. Oldshoe?!
Overshoe! Rumple suggested it last time I was here, and I like the stuff. Hey, don't doubt my good taste, I love you too after all...

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Do you think Adi would share her candy with TWO additional people? If so, she is a better woman than I!!!
Of course she will, but beware of the glitter
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Yes, I do

Who do you communicate easier with, men or women, and can you explain why?
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Evening folks (actually past that here, but okay)! Hey Rumple, can I have an Old Overshoe Whiskey, straight, no ice, no water? Wait, make that a double please, I'm thirsty...
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Thank you Layla, I never followed Friends, so I'd never have guessed.

And I haven't yet, but I certainly intend to check out Verbal's competition entry.
Oh, and Shotgun, no, tapdancing is not my thing.

TPBM has seen every episode of every season of Friends at least twice
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