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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by Lover_Eternal
It's gonna be a very busy night
You can bet your sweet ass on that.... speaking about that sweet ass, you're in the middle Linda..
Quote by adi_me33
Glitter beards
Maybe I should dip my beard into your glitter then.....

Cheerful and funny people like Adi cheer me up
Guilty, BBQ Chicken pizza is one of my favorites

You've been to a good Italian restaurant and were a bit surprised, that pizza and pasta weren't as prominent on the menu as you expected
Innocent, I love to cook

You have some kind of food delivered at home at least once a month
Quote by LaylaJune
I have not seen this issue previously addressed: in looking at a story on my phone, I somehow accidentally scored on it when I hit the "back" arrow to go back to a previous screen. I went to undo it, and I saw that the only option was to change the score, not undo it entirely. Is there some way of being able to undo a score entirely? Thanks!
Go to the top of the story. There's a vote box near the author info. Directly under it is a link to change your vote.
Quote by poppyx
Innocent - Fuck I'm thinking that is sexual,, if it is then no I have never done a donut in a snow covered parking lot with a car.....

innocent - If it isn't then no I have never done a donut in a snow covered parking lot with a car....... fuck me John you are such a pervy guy

You have joined John in doing donuts in snow covered parking lots in cars you dirty, filthy people!


A dirty mind is a joy forever.. I'm innocent


Until now, you had no idea what donuts in the snow are
Elmer Fudd was pacing back and forth in front of her house, all the time muttering: "You all be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm going to shoot me a bunny wabbit.".
Quote by heidi
They removed all the shot from your butt. Next Easter don't dress like a rabbit, fuck the farmers chickens, and tell him you are just painting eggs.
brilliant!

Next time you try to shoot a guy in a bunnysuit, make sure you know which end the shot comes out...
Quote by lynnwitt


I'd be waking up, all right... I'd have passed out after two GLASSES!

......................................

Not bad at all !

Slept like a baby
Whenever possible

TPBM believes a mere smile is often reward enough
Dark chocolate needs no justification,
it needs to be eaten

I love to start out clothed and the whole process of undressing each other, but I want to end up naked. I love bodily contact, the feeling of warm skin and hair touching mine.

When the urge to have sex hits you: find the nearest suitable spot or return to the safety of your home?
Quote by lynnwitt
How did THAT happen?

Two bottles of Cabernet...