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Quote by SeaSiren
Wondering why I'm awake soooo early on a Saturday
Because you were missing us, of course... ;o)
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Lynn, I know you love flying and I understand your fascination for the silver surfer, but strapping a silver painted surfboard to a J79 and trying to fly away on it, was just a small step to far, I'm afraid.
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Train ride

Crossing mountain range: over the pass or through the tunnel?
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Lynn, you snuck in! Innocent, I love car shopping.

Your partner gave someone a firm hug without any romantic intentions, but you missinterpreted it and became unreasonably jealous (Innocent, I was the hugger)
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Which panties are mine?

you don't need them (yet)
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Friendship is love, so though not in the romantic way, I did find unexpected love recently

TPBM is going to hide easter eggs tomorrow
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Back to Poppy's then

Ride me expertly to ecstasy

Okay Lynn:

Frankly I prefer fucking girls

Tiamo
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I am wondering why people like to push your buttons, to make you do something you hate doing...
Because some people get off on having that power

They have NO power unless you let them upset you. I've learnt they are only words and they can't hurt you if you Ignore them. Use your block finger. That makes the morons madder.
This is a truth to remember. You are the one who gives them that power by allowing them to control you. You have a choice, especially in this digital world, to ignore the words written. You have a will of your own. Let that rule you, simply because you can.
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I am wondering why people like to push your buttons, to make you do something you hate doing...
Because some people get off on having that power
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Quote by adi_me33
keep smoking P. I am the sexiest. Still.
I don't smoke A., yet I'm smokin', because I'm sexy!
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Roses are red.
Iambic pentameter this is not.
So there! I said.
I'll leave you to sort out this entire lot!


Roses are red and they smell like a gift from the gods
Violets and lavender also smell like they are from heaven
I wish I could make my house smell of them 24/7
If I were a millionaire now I would buy lots and lots

Alas I can only buy you a bouquet of eleven
And then I have spent every dime I have saved in my pots
So maybe I'd better be buying you forget-me-nots
And hope that they add to the pleasure that we two are havin'

If only because of the beauty that comes with those flowers
The colors and smells that make all the world look so bright
Sensations that I could be really enjoying for hours

Some even have perfumes that fill up the air of the night
Now I know that I'm not as sexy as that Austin Powers
But that iambic pentameter now is a thing that I've tried
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