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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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A landing strip always is splendid

But your better prepare to defend it

For with most of the guys

The "plane" starts to rise

And they already know where to land it

I woke up with you

Sleeping, wrapped up in my arms

If only dreams could....

I don't believe love cares about age, but as I get older it does worry me that the impact of the difference in age (16 years between me and the lady who holds my heart) will become greater, that I'll be a burdensome old man, while she's still full of life.

Must have been 1 or 2 years below 20. I was a virgin, in a dancing, drinking my last beer before catching the last tram home, when she offered me a lift. She was a few years older than me and she had her own car. She was patient and understanding when I came too fast at first and helped me get past it. In spite of the tight space (the back seat of a Mini Cooper isn't roomy) it was a wonderful experience. I only met her once, briefly, after that but I'll never forget her.

I never wear clothes at home, unless I have visitors or when I'm answering the door.

I like it when she can't help squirting a little bit, it gives me satisfaction that I can make her cum that hard. I don't like those garden-hose-like fountains some porn actresses produce though. They don't seem natural and more importantly, not spontaneous.

I don't like that at all, there are much nicer, warmer places to cum into. I always found it a stupid idea. Why end fantastic sex with a wank, if there's a nice warm pussy or mouth right in front of you?

Still a little too early for alcohol, so how about a cup of nice strong coffee?

Hey, I'm not greedy😇, you made the choice to recline in your hammock yourself. It's not my fault the ladies didn't join you. Can't blame a man for wanting to be there for the ladies while you sleep...😋

Every morning on his newspaper round, Jantje passed through Amsterdam's famous red light district, and every morning this one hooker greeted him, raising her little finger and telling him: "Good morning Jantje".
This went on for a long time, until curiousity compelled Jantje to ask her: "Why do you do that every morning?"

"Well" she said, "You're a nice lad, so I like to wish you a good morning".

"Yes, I get that, but why do you raise your little finger every time?"

"Oh, that's because you're still a boy, so you're probably not very big yet, down there."

"Oh" said Jantje and, as he hooked his fingers in the corners of his mouth and pulled it wide, added: "Goowd mowning toow youw toow then."

Politely passing on Charmer, though I could be persuaded to help him deal with Sandra's itch... biggrin

Quote by Sandra47

DESIRES

Does even Sandra inspire randy emphatic sex?

Yes!

REVEALING

Rising enormously, Vulcanus erupted at last, impregnating nine goddesses

Sandra gave me her heart

And I gave her mine

Made distance disappear

When our hearts entwined

Yes, I did sort of guess that. Still, a beer and nice conversation is better than nothing... smile

Not real good, but reasonable with ballroom and latin, though probably out of practice, and a bit awkward with free dancing. I still get by though.

What's your favourite dance (or dance style)?