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Must have been 1 or 2 years below 20. I was a virgin, in a dancing, drinking my last beer before catching the last tram home, when she offered me a lift. She was a few years older than me and she had her own car. She was patient and understanding when I came too fast at first and helped me get past it. In spite of the tight space (the back seat of a Mini Cooper isn't roomy) it was a wonderful experience. I only met her once, briefly, after that but I'll never forget her.
Every morning on his newspaper round, Jantje passed through Amsterdam's famous red light district, and every morning this one hooker greeted him, raising her little finger and telling him: "Good morning Jantje".
This went on for a long time, until curiousity compelled Jantje to ask her: "Why do you do that every morning?"
"Well" she said, "You're a nice lad, so I like to wish you a good morning".
"Yes, I get that, but why do you raise your little finger every time?"
"Oh, that's because you're still a boy, so you're probably not very big yet, down there."
"Oh" said Jantje and, as he hooked his fingers in the corners of his mouth and pulled it wide, added: "Goowd mowning toow youw toow then."