No sweet Molly, it's you, who's in the sandwich now
Here I see friendships begin
Above, but greedy, so below too please
Nope, I have pets and I don't need more
TPBM is going to drink more than he/she should tonight
Above, prepare for some serious snogging Poppy
I have never jumped out of a flying airplane
I love to see a woman who is comfortable and confident in what she wears, and I don't care, whether that means louboutin or ecco.
TPBM wants to be with someone tonight, but can't because..?
That thing you found in my shed wasn't a hairdryer, but a paintstripper. But don't worry, in time it'll grow back.
Even Nerds Enjoy Delicious Sex
NERDS
Behind her mask, she smiles
Alas, no. I wouldn't call my trusty steam iron and ironing board the ultimate fun toys.
TPBM did bot have to do household chores this weekend
An orgasm a day (A daisy)
Go sightseeing in Teheran
Come on Lynn, let's get wet together
2001, a space orgasm (odyssey)
Roses are red
And a token of love
I wish I could give some
To the one I dream of
You know that boy isn't very bright. You should have made it clear to him, that you meant the fencepost when you said: "When I nod my head, hit ir with that hammer".
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