You and icecream? Okay okay, ill take the pie and icecream.
Shopping street or market (you know, with stalls and all)
I think I'll call for a nice lady to perform the search on Adele. I might stick around to watch though.
Of course, who doesn't?
TPBM knows about St Patrick's day, but has no clue who he was and why he's holy.
Nope, the only chocolate flavored thing I like is (dark) chocolate (and Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte).
TPBM prefers to drink liquor pure
Love your colors (including the ones the eye can't see)
You stir my loins, woman!
Depends on the mood, one day Kenny G, next day Savatage or even Sepultura
How many sex partners and what (combination if) genders simultaneously in your wildest fantasies?
Lynn, in your dreams you own this place
But I will tell you in your face
That when you wake up, you'll be sad
It's not this spot, it's just your bed
And that this spot belongs to me
Because I'm sexiest, you see
When I served, I was, among other things, a musician in the regiment's drumband. Wouldn't mind doing that again.
Have you ever played an instrument?
Absolutely
TPBM keeps going strong in spite of physical problems
Loudly moaning, straddling her face
Roses are red
And brown when they die
But they'll keep their color
If you hang them to dry
I'll gladly give one to Gillian
Aw come on Simmie, let's get wet together
Every day lately
HYE been awake for more than three days, witbout any sleep at all?
Yes, multiple times
HYE been within 3ft of a moray eel in open water?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait.. are you sure
Is that really true?
Yes I have, more than once
Have you ever finally been out of the very, very busy supermarket, only to discover you'd forgotten to buy the thing you actually went in for?
Hell yeah! Sweet ladies in the water, so I want to swim. Dropping my rags and jumping in.
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