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CAUTION! High levels of sexiness
You noticed me!
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Well shit. I misread your first post lol. I thought it said strap on dildo. my bad. I wondered why my ass was sore.
Never a problem lol. I'll gladly apply the ointment the doctor prescribed to the injured spots.
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what was your favorite dr. seuss book as a child?

I apologize Nia, completely forgot a question.

To answer yours: I have never read a dr. Seuss book.
And karaoke? I can't sing so probably seven drunken nights by the Dubliners

Would you go to a classical concert if someone invited you?
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The question I should be asking you, is "did the doctor get all the thorns out of your ass?
My ass? Hey, I did wear my glasses.
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Yes, of course I have

TPBM knows in which series the bald villain "the Hood" was the bad guy
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Roses are red
Now let us be fair
We called it a pussy
Because it had hair

So girl if you shave it
I will still love it there
But I'm calling it froggy
Because a pussy has hair
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If you hadn't asked for the dildo in the first place, I wouldn't have used a cactus!
I'll pay better attention next time. Did the doctor get out all the thorns or shall I try to lick and suck them out?
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Trinket, Linda, I've dealt with diapers of many kids, my nose is bomb proof. IF Jonathan won't have you in his bed, you're always welcome in mine.

And now I'm going to dive into the water and swim to Trinket
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You'd better wear your glasses next time you want to play, that was a cactus, not you suction cup hulk dildo
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A couple of slices of bread with butter and grounded Swiss cheese, with a cup of strong black coffee with sugar
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Thank you, Im glad someone does.
All I can say is: I like the Simmie I encounter here in the forum. I assume that's mostly the real you, and if so, Then there's at least one more who likes you just like you are.
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But I'm going to search you simmie, so please strip and spread'm
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The implants were a success, the guys will love your Nicky Minaj booty
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Simmie, in the middle please. Any wishes you want Jamie and me to fulfil?
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Greetings, PatokL. Welcome to the dirtiest dive on the great info highway.

Just so happens we have a special going on 'Old Overshoe Whiskey: the despair of Toad Suck, Arkansas.' Those two slack-jawed guys over at the corner table with the glazed expressions have each knocked off two doubles and are still sitting, as opposed to sprawling on the floor, so it must be good stuff. Care to give it a try?

Hi again, sorry I slipped away earlier, kids...
Rumple, I survived the stuff. I'll have a double to start my day. This is the only place I can safely do that.
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I love to give oral, I have had no good experiences as a receiver, but I'll probably love that too
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Had to look up nuru, but how about starting with a deep tissue massage, and when you're completely relaxed, continue with Nuru?

Would you rather get a massage or give it?
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I'm not sure. I'm not shy about my body but not really an exhibitionist either, so probably only yes, if the chance of getting caught was small.

Have you ever shared pictures of yourself that you now regret?
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