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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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No days off for this daddy

TPBM should be sleeping by now
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Roller Coaster (what's a booster?)

Drive or Chauffer driven?

This is a booster:


And I prefer to drive

Radio or spotify (or iTunes or similar)
Yes, as a kid for a little pocketmoney

Have you ever climbed a tree to rescue yourself?
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Have you ever been within 10ft of a male whale with an erection? (y)

What the hell do you do in your down time?
At the time I was snorkeling in the Atlantic in open water where I had an encounter with pilot whales. One couple was mating right under me, so close I could almost touch.

Illegal? Me? No, never.

Did you ever swim in open water, more than two miles from tje coast?
Wouldn't object to a foursome either here, with the three lovely ladies above me
Innocent, can't change who I am

Everyone gets at least one second chance with you
Kissing that sweet witch above
and I'm also looking below
Guilty, have toured multiple parkinglots in search of a spot

Are there things you can't talk about without becoming emotional?
Vanilla (with strawberry sauce)

Milkshake or sorbet?
I am so pleased to see how one of my favorite lushies and another one I really like have found eachother and that they quite obviously are happier people because of it.
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And you kind sir are a gentleman (ok, ok, strap me to a table and flog me with a celery stick, I went over the three word rule but hell all I really wanted was to be flogged with the celery stick in the first place, I knew exactly what I was doing there)
I'll strap you to th table alright, but it won't be a celerystick...

Very sexy woman
I call it by its name, not its brand, so cola, icetea, orange, lemon, the onic etc..
Hey folks, didn't know this place existed. Seems cool. Do you happen to have something whiskyish?
No, closest I came was sitting in the cockpit of an operational F104 inside its shelter.

Have you ever been within 10ft of a male whale with an erection? (y)
Absolutely, she must be hiding something and I intend to find it (my hands are warm)
If the reason for the disappointment was clearly identifiable and it was possible to changevthat, yes, why not.

How did you feel when you discovered your first pubic hair? Did you welcome it as a sign of adulthood or did you hate it?