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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by The_Gentleman_
Nokia : Connecting People .. I mean yours looks like that .
Apart from the brand, connecting people can be very rewarding..

Nice guy, obviously

I'm obviously too slow this morning: bubbling funny woman
sweet sexy friend

Edit: Leah snuck in between, but she's sweet and sexy too
Been there, never sunbathed though, get sunburned too fast

Have you ever had a close encounter with a barracuda?
Action comedy

Start the day with a good breakfast or eat a bite as the morning progresses?
Nope, never had the urge

Have you ever been drinking without feeling any effect, and found out you were drunk after all when you stood up (or at least, tried to)?
Yes, I would. And I would take my sweet time for it too.

Which wasn't meant for the Gentleman but for the sweet woman above him....
Nope, I have to pick up my son from a party tonight, so no drinking until he's home

TPBM wishes he/she had someone to cuddle with
Quote by symes4u
Yahoos messenger taught me how to excite ladies yahoos and my yingyang over the internet. (What apostrophe :-)
I think you misunderstood the meaning of the thread. You should have used the letters of the last word.

Yahoos
Your Aunt Has Only One Sextoy
Quote by lynnwitt
Blame SG for raising the dress code standard.
Blame Lynn for lowering it again