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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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First wife: Dates, okay, but too sticky
Second wife: Cactus figs, deliscious, but you end up with a skin full off needlesharp barbed spikes

Edit: Second wife is not formally my ex yet, I'm still friends with both of them, and I intend to keep it that way
Oh no, it's not you, and I bet it's not your last attempt either.
Granted, you've turned into a bee queen and all you have to do and think about is eat, sleep and lay eggs.

I wish i could teleport
I've done many things succesfully, cleaning offices, bread baker, delivery driver, furniture salesman and I've even been a soldier. After that I've been Information Systems Designer, change manager, test manager, project manager. I didn't like being a manager though, because it took me away from the creative process, so in the end I chose to be simply a software engineer, a programmer+ so to speak, and I was damn good too. Until mainframes became obsolete and at the same time my family became a bit larger. I decided to be a stay at home dad. Have been that for the past eight years now, and I don't regret it.
Hey ladies, y'all seem to forget who really is sexiest! Me!
Yes

Have you ever masturbated in a booth in a very busy public bathroom?
I will never get tired of seeing people being or becoming happy
Splash! Swimming underwater towards Trinket

Damn Jamie, you beat me...
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.... but still filled with self doubt for some reason.....
Poppy, you know my opinion on this, don't you? Never ever believe you're worth less than the best!
Sort of. As a kid I picked strawberries for some pocketmoney. I think that I ate a case for every ten I picked.

HYE eaten so much strawberries, that you had to throw up?
Yes, and survived.

HYE played the anthem in the presence of royalty?
No, I prefer billiard

TPBM is watching Europa League (Manchester Utd against Midtjylland)
Innocent

Have you ever entered a soccer stadium illegally during an importanf match? (Guilty)
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California but if things change in the next few days I might end up in Germany
Germany isn't that bad, I have breakfast there every morning surprised)
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I'm too sexy for this thread!
then you won't mind if I take over here