As should be obvious from my previous question I have not, so I'll simply pass on the question:

Have you ever had Frito Pie?

Clara Jean's owner

Went to a party were that was supposed to happen, we agreed it would be a strip poker party, but in the end the girls chickened out.

Have you ever, on a night out with friends, after deciding to call it a night, still ended up with an unexpected one night stand?

I never was an athlete, so scholastic achievement will have to do.

Graduation ball or after party?

Hmmm, I 'm pretty sure I can survive on this island with you, if we ever manage to let go of each other long enough to find water and food...

I push in, watching her labia stretching around my girth

Never heard of Fritos, but if they smell like my dirty socks, I can't imagine eating them.

What do Fritos taste like?

NEARBY

Nathalie enjoyed a refreshing banana yoghurt.

Nature erupted in an explosion of colours after the rain.

Sable > Tales

Gorgon > Oregon

I'll buy him a beer and have one myself too

Does cleaning and cooking count?

Have you ever left a party wearing other underwear than what you came in with?

SATURDAY

Sandra's ass tastes uniquely rich, delicious and yummy

Only if an undersea cave counts.

Have you ever been watched from inside a submarine?

A hot sweaty day

But it is never too hot

For passionate sex

Roses are red

Whatever the course

The ship of life follows

My heart will be yours

Roses are red

watch the girl pile become

A place even straight girls

Can't get away from

Watching Heidi take Vee

To the heart of the pile

Is a sight to behold

And it sure makes me smile

STRIPTEASE

Sex to relax is preferable to entertaining a sweaty elephant.

They say that cats have character and dogs have loyalty. I found that cats have loyalty too and dogs also have character. I love them both.

As s pet: hamster or rat?

A break Paige has taken from Lush

But that doesn't keep me away from her tush

Every chance that I get

His mouth on her core, she begged him for more.

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Roses are red

We'll all be delighted

If Heidi's friend Steph

In this forum is sighted!

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We are all quite friendly

And get along well

So jump right in and join

Here in our padded cell!

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And alas! poor Rob

Matchmaker extraordinaire

Wishing to be a bride -

Now of THAT I was unaware!

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In a snow white veil

So demur he would be

And with silken satin train

Beautiful, don't you agree?

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Roses are red

The bride's in the room

In a snow white veil

But who is the groom?

"Problem solved," he said as he emerged from the crawl space with her anal beads, "but please, don't use them while sitting on the toilet again.".

Rolo

Nacho chips or potato chips?

Roses are red

If my love was a light

The sun would look pale

And it'd never be night

If my love was a noise

It would be so loud

That to make yourself heard

You would have to shout

Yet my love is a light

It's a bright burning fire

And my love is the noise

Of its flames, burning higher

In my dreams I am with her

But reality's cruel

Still, that fire keeps on burning

With my love as its fuel

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It seems to me

I owe Rob too

It's here I found

That lovely lass

So Rob, to you

I raise my glass

I wouldn't mind seeing the naughty side of all three of you .. 😊

I don't think I want to leave Sandra out. I can cook enough for three.

No, I wouldn't want to miss any of them.

Have you ever wished you could be a fly on someone's wall?