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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by Tranquil
Would i do for a third?
yes, absolutely!
Quote by poppyx
I have always thought little of myself
You should not! I think you're wonderful, and I bet I'm not the only one.

I have always disagreed with people who think little of themselves. Poppy, you're not worth one bit less than anyone else. Don't ever believe you are.
Blame her for constantly distracting me with her avatars
I'll let the ladies enjoy each other's company, while I warm the bed in case someone slips in with me.
Yellow bums? I prefer looking at your gorgeous avatar. I'm sexiest though ;o)
Nope, already had dinner

TPBM would like some company tonight
Collecting that saved kiss from above
And looking below
Let's not wait Adi, whoever pops up can join us later
I have always assumed people are good until they prove otherwise
Quote by Annamagique
Do you really think so?

Do you think you can scare us out of our sexiness? Wrong! We'll always be sexy and I'm sexiest!
Yes, and what you can create with it

TPBM would love to be on a tropical beach with a loved one
Always worked in software development in the headquarters of the company that hired me.

Neighbour's cat, pet him or chase him off?
Yes I do, this place is way too expensive

TPBM skipped breakfast because he/she was late
No, I'm not that good

Have you ever wanted to become a famous artist?
Yes, but we have a fine döner/pizza place that delivers

Have you ever had food delivered that was so bad, you threw it and cooked after all?
Now it's time for al you wearers of stockings to skiddaddle. It's MY spot, because I am sexiest!
Quote by SheriPie
Can we pay in sexual favors?
Isn't that obvious?
Quote by Shotgun011
Patokl the nurse is here to take your urinalysis sample (for which reason no one knows why).

She already checked it and it's completely clean. In fact when I gave her my sample, she told me I'm the sexiest guy she ever saw. And that of course, gives me the right to occupy this spot.