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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Night person by nature, early morning out of need (got to get the kids to school)

Cow's milk or soy milk?
Guess we're caught in a kissing frenzy.... above, passionately, and below, hopefully
Yes, of course! I realise you prefere the female touch, but I solemly promise to leave all male parts out of the search.
Uh oh.... and with a whip too?
My, oh my, what should I do
You know what? I'll kick you out
And show what sexy is about....

me of course!
Never sleepwalked in my life and my last nightmare is so far in the past that I can't even remember ever having one

Seduce or be seduced?
Going above for those smooches, Jamie got in the way.. (Can't blame him though)
Caught in the middle Linda, because I'm definitely kissing above
(and below too, I hope)
Edit: Okay Leah, so you snuck in. No problem, I'm perfectly happy with kissing you instead.
Yes, please strip and bend over that table, I'll conduct a thorough search.
Nope, done that once, was quite enough

TPBM is a bit of a thrill seeker
Granted, but they keep you so boozed up, that you're incapable of even the simplest task.

I wish I had my sweetheart in my arms
Even with a dragon guard
I will always break your ward
To come back to my rightful place
Were I shall sit with sexy grace
Kisses from head to toe? That's a wonderful plan, are you ready for that, Lover_Eternal?
What's up? Are we to penetrate or to be penetrated?
Yes I have, but not a really high one.

Have you ever handled a large (15+ ft) python?
I have been told, that a fox may lose his hair, but never his ways. He must therefore be naughty, though he's probably nice too
Guiltyish
I'm not off to work, but as a stay at home dad, I'm always at my work.

You love to annoy your colleagues by singing and acting extra merry on monday mornings.
Quote by Cascadess
Sorry, wrong equipment. No offence.
None taken, actually, your words suit me now:
Sorry, wrong equipment. No offence.
Yes, in a huge hotel in Jajce, Bosnia. We were the only guests in that enormous complex and not one member of the staff spoke anything other than servocroat and everything smelled and tasted of onions. We left the next morning as fast as we could.

Have ever been in a hotel and got a crush on a staff member there?
Roses are red
Lillies are white
I love her madly
Why's that ocean so wide?
Roses are red
What fun to be had
Alone on the couch
And no one to bed