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Already fluent in German so that would be Italian.

Online course or live teacher ?
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I wasn't expecting that lol

Satan sent you to me.

How did you find out?
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Lynn, sweet Lynn! What am I to do with you? This is MY spot.
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To be fair... He is Male. Does that answer your question?
You must be referring to the fact, that we males don't have enough blood to have brains AND genitals activated at the same time. It also prevents us from saying "no" when we should. Isn't that a nice side effect, ladies?
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No and why the frack would anyone want to?

Why would anyone want to make love in snow?
Maybe because you're so horny, you don't want to wait till you've found a warmer place.

Have you ever wanted to have sex badly, but didn't because you were out in the snow?
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I remember reading somewhere, Racy likes fast cars, so I think I'd take her for a spin in a powercar on the Nurburgring, and then drive to Echternach for a sublime Chateaubriand Stroganoff, and end the evening in a nice quiet bar.
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^^^^ Avoids question. Noted.

(Unless that was where it happened?!)
Look again. And no, that was not where it happened. It was on the beach with a group of friends of both sexes. Some really hot chicks in the group. I was young and very embarrassed.
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Guilty, which guy hasn't?

Have you ever seen a Stones concert from between the crowd barrier and the podium/stage? (Guilty)
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Snowy weather. Was the shrinkage factor taken into account?
Lol, I knew you were going to ask that. It did not shrink significantly, because I did not stay out in the snow very long and took a hot shower afterward.

Have you ever been so cold, that you could not even pee anymore?
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Face down or face up?

I dove into the snow face down, then rolled on my back and made the snow angel. Come to thinkbof it, it was deeper than I first said, because I made a soft landing...
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Spoken. Spanish and Turkish are both on my wish list

Learn Spanish or French?
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There is the bus.
They're going to catch the bus.
Their bus is late.

To catch a mouse is hard.
Two mice are harder to catch.
Too many mice are hardest to catch.

It's a nice dress, but I don't like its color.
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Hate them, no, but I don't like them either. I don't cyber or post pics, and that's all that seems to be happening there, so I stay away from them.

TPBM loves the chatrooms
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Ask Him if i may borrow His car and take it for a spin through Paris, while He and MAA are enjoying time together in the bistro

Any gorgeous women wish to join me?
Only women? I'd kove to take that spin together with you.
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Ask Him if i may borrow His car and take it for a spin through Paris, while He and MAA are enjoying time together in the bistro

Any gorgeous women wish to join me?
Only women? I'd kove to take that spin together with you.
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Like them both, but forced to choose, hazelnuts

Learn someone's language or teach him/her yours?
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Yes, in seven or eigh inches of snow, exhilarating!

HYE made love in the snow?
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You are delusional patokl.

That's what I love about you, you always have something nice to say. You're wrong of course. But I'd rather hear it from you than from someone who knows what he's talking about.jljDLiuHBHdQvndY
It's my spot.
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Why do you all insist on fighting over my spot?
Remember this: I AM SEXIEST!
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Granted, but the only have eyes (and hands and lips and...) for eachother, and you're suffocating between those boobs.

I wish I could hold my loved one's boobs right now
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I absolutely don't mind, unless Imein tbe company of my own lovely person...

TPBM likes to distract people in a sexy way
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