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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by Lover_Eternal
Above and below, lots of kisses
Above. I think I'm going to be here for a while...
Quote by kiera


I am thinking Angry should show her a pic of his massive cock - that should help ease her frustration
I AM thinking it could also frustrate her even more, because it probably is beyond reach for her...
Would have sent mine if I thought that would help her.
Quote by natasha_
I am sexually frustrated.
I AM wondering; is there anything we can do to help you solve that?
Yes, often, and I love it

Have you ever eaten in a restaurant with food poisoning as result?
So Lynn, you like to rhyme
I'll try that too this time
It will not change your fate
And even a debate
Or THE most sexy thong
Won't manage to prolong
Your quite illegal stay
Because I'm pushing you away

I'm sexiest!
Quote by trinket
I AM suggesting patokl choose wine. doppelkorn sounds dangerous.
It's only 38%, so no more dangerous than vodka. And I rarely drink enough to get drunk. I chose the doppelkorn.
Quote by SugarBaby2013
You silly Mr. P.
Thectruth is silly sometimes surprised)
Hey, I'm greedy too, so I'm back for some more
And when I've had enough above ( which may take some time) I'm goung to look below too.
I'll hug her and I'll kiss her until I'm all out of breath
I'll bring bratwurst, doppelkorn and obstler, and maybe a few cases of Erdinger weiß
Innocent, love is never a game or a joke to me.

Some of the posts you read in the forum make you fear for the wellbeing of the poster (guilty)
I'm usually loud

A well written story or book can make you laugh out loud (guilty)
Visit the local Hell's Angels charter (unless you're into rough gangbangs)
Waffle cone (with Italian ice cream please)

Strawberry or vanilla?
Sorry Jamie, but I don't think I ever saw a sexy king. I better take back my place as the sexiest here.
I hope so, but probably not

TPBM is going to get really drunk tonight (saturday night).
Yes, as a kid. Wanted to give my mom a gift for mother's day, but had no money, so I stole a pair of earrings in a department store. Afterward I was so ashamed that I never gave them to her, but brought them back. Told them I had found them on the floor. They gave me a candybar as a reward. That one, I did eat. (o:

Have you ever been on a plane that had to make an emergency landing?
Both above and below please, but certainly and greedily above
Sweet sexy Molly, I'm a sucker for redheads (why are all the Mollies I meet redheads?) but I'm still sexiest...
I have (almost) always believed, that everyone is worth at least as much as anyone else. Always believe in your own worth!