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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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None that I'm aware of

Have you ever had a one night stand with someone, with whom you, in retrospect, would have liked a more serious relationship with?
No, sorry, I don't

TPBM knows how to make the best cocktail there is (which is...?)
Roses are red, well, they usually are
And if you are sad I don't want to be far
I wish I could hug you, and find out the why
And offer my shoulder if you needed to cry
And if I would manage to bring back your smile
Then my little effort would have been worth while
you can go and take a nap now Shotgun, and don't forget to punch out...

I Am The Sexiest!
I think Linda should remain in the center of attention for a little longer
I am sending a big hug to the sad ladies above, and to the coughing one at the top of this page as well. I hope you all will feel better soon.
If you have to repeat it over and over to convince people, it clearly is not true..... and in fact, it isn't, because I'm sexiest
Yes, I've planted herbs, use them in the kitchen too.
And I buy shoes once a year or so, when the old ones are worn.

How many pairs of shoes do you have?
Yes, I do

TPBM speaks English with an accent. If yes, which?
Quote by stockingluvr


Sexy is never wrong.

Right! That's why it's my turn and not yours.
1 or 2 what? I'm assuming palm trees. In that case 2, can't hang a hammock from 1 tree.

Island or mainland?
Honey liquorice

What do you usually drink in the evening, while watching tv?
Give me a good tree anytime

Under the old oak tree or under the palm trees?
Yes I have

Anything that opens up your eustachian tube will end the earpain. Methods that are usually effective are yawning, blowing your nose while pinching your nose shut and chewing gum. Sometimes swallowing does the trick. And if you have a cold, make sure your nose is free and open during take-off and landing, for instance by using nosespray. Have a nice flight.

Oops, too slow, that was answering Tigger.

But yes, my introduction to sex was by a complete stranger, who I saw once afterward, and then never again.

Have you ever flown through a severe thunderstorm?
Lynn, alas
I'll move my ass
But not away
It's here to stay
Yes I have, I'm fluent in English, German and Dutch, know a bit of French and a few words in Spanish.

Have you ever been in a situation, where nobody around you spoke a language you know and you had to resort to gestures and hints?
I do, just returned from one with the dogs

TPBM loves dogs
Gonna do some serious kissing above, then look below for more
Quote by Simplicity
Sorry Lesley, you are very sexy, but im a tad sexier right now.
Alas, that was the past. I'm sexiest!
I rode my bicycle over Porlock Hill, does that count?

Have you ever cycled down a 25% descent?