Quote by lynnwitt

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Roses are red

Heidi's gone Hawaiian

Grass skirt attired

Has us all dyin'

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Coconut bra

Hides her nips

A seductive glimps

With swish of her hips

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Ukulele playing

As she dances with grace

Rob watching on

Wishing she'd sit on his face

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Roses are red

I wish that I was

One of the leaves

In that skirt of grass

I always maintain

That my intentions are pure

But I wouldn't hang down

Of that I am sure

Susie wore a see through dress

If she could, she would have worn less.

But it didn't matter at all,

She let the frock fall,

Which got me aroused, I confess

-o-

When John emigrated to Sweden

NUZZLED

Never use Zelda's zombification liquid, Eddy darling!

That she has come into my life.

Skin is the best suit there is, self repairs and it always fits.

Yes, and no note under my wipers.

How close do you stay to the speed limit while driving?

Can't I go for great company and great sex.... oh, okay. Great company and fair sex then.

First date: sex or no sex?

Unarmed

Well Monster, you're definitely naughty, wrong gender for me though 😐

Well-fed. I can go without sleep for a very long time, but without food I don't last.

Night out: with friends or SO?

Hefe Weizen

Words crafted with love

Sank deep into my being

She captured my heart

Love

Start > Tract

Please > Plates

Quote by smilewithhappiness

Hey follow the protocol and restrictions and guidelines for covid 19 .🧐😳😱😠😠😠

They've all been lifted here, so ...

A tight hug and and a passionate kiss

No preference there. Western style animation is made in Japan just as much as anime style is made in the west.

Asterix or Lucky Luke?

DELIVER

Delilah enthusiastically licked Igor's very erect rod.

Help is on the way.

Quote by Sandra47

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Oooh, a dick I need to inspect it.

I'd very much like to accept it.

I've looked for the signs,

After seven times,

I'm sure I could again resurrect it.

Oh darling, I'm sure that you can

Ressurrect it to full size again

And then we'll go straight

Into number eight

And I'm sure we will reach number ten

Please don't be surprised

If you slip in the wetness

Our love may have caused

Darts > Stars

Pearls > Lasers

Coffee like the woman I love, sweet, strong and hot.

Egg

Tamed > Trade

Drapes > Spears

Quote by Sandra47

I am nervous as fuck.

I am hoping that your afternoon will be wonderful, you deserve nothing less

I'd gladly have a cup of coffee with the gentleman above, while we share our thoughts about the lovely ladies here

Roses are red

The Goddess of love

Looks down with a smile

From the heavens above

As she casts her look down

On us, mortals, below

She instructs her friend Cupid

Where he should point his bow

She pointed him to us

Though we live far apart

And he shot, and his arrows

Hit us right in the heart