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patokl
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Quote by sprite
how do you fake a male orgasm? that's a serious question, btw.
I have no idea. I don't think I could maintain an erection if the sex was boring, faking anything would be out of the question.
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Why are you having sex, then?!!!

I'm sorry, but I can not relate. If I'm having sex, it's because I'm with someone I care about. I have had trouble cumming before, but that's only because I have issues sometimes...but I've never been bored!
Exactly how I feel about it. And faking? Seriously?
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I'm not going to dabble in hexadecimal or binary numbers, I'm just telling you ladies, I'll accept the challenge. But I get to choose the weapons.... How about some oil wrestling?
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Innocent; though I love chocolate, for icecream it's one of the few flavors I really don't like.

If someone really disappointed you, he/she gets no second chance.
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Wow, can you walk with heels that thick?
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I wish I were in the right company for that, but with kids around I'd better not.

TPBM is spending quality time with a lover
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When two devilish ladies fight for the throne
I'm given the chance to claim it on my own
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Quote by TheAngryishLover
Not the first time I've gotten in the way of someone...
Don't blame you for taking every chance to kiss a sexy lady like Shannon.

A friendly kiss for Asia above and looking below
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Quote by Shannon3K


Well, above, but probably for the last time. I keep trying to hit on pat but he won't give me the time of day
That, sweet Shannon, is because someone always beats me to it. I'd kiss you right now, but there's an angryish guy in the way.
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A Taste of Cunt
(Honey is actually quite fitting here)
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Quote by Mysteria27
Linda is a sweet and kind friend.

I couldn't agree more

Oh, and KnightOfLove, you seem to be okay too
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Talking

Pick up someone for sex in a bar or online?
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A friendly peck on the cheek for Ess
Looking below
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Quote by lynnwitt


Having traveled abroad a number of times, and been groped by TSA agents... I can't decided if this is funny or sad! I'll go with funny
For SG this was actually pretty original. He usually sticks to calling me panhandler wherever he can.

Lynn just confessed to being the evil mistress of a castle that hides dark and evil secrets within it's walls.
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