Lynn is a Drow, a Red Sister, member of an elite fighting force from the Underdark
And Boss is a member of the London Knights, trying to stay under cover, but only partially succeeding
Innocent
You hsve a crush on someone, that you're not pursuing, because it would be totally inappropriate..
Easy choice, above of course!
Can I have sex on the beach.... and a drink please?
Both, and South-African and Australian wine too
Wine or beer?
No Lynn, you're mistaken, it's mine!
Yes, sat directly behind the cockpit and the door was open (that really was possible once) so I saw the radarscreens go black and the crew change from relaxed conversation to all business at once. After some five minutes of checklists and directions from air traffic control, they realized passengers were watching, so they slammed the door shut. We safely reached Istanbul, where whatever was wrong was repaired. After a couple of hours we took off again.
Have you ever gone parasailing?
Mysterious, aren't all women that?
Frank, you are the coolest by far here, but that is not the same as the sexiest. It can't be, because the sexiest, that's me!
No way, I love shellfish
TPBM has never tasted an oyster
Everyone join! It's orgy time!
Sail
Carribean or Pacific?
A married business man was having sex with a huge BBW he had found on the internet. After fisting her to a climax he noticed his wedding ring was missing from his finger. Gently he re-inserted his hand and started feeling around for the missing ring. When he found nothing, he pushed in a little further, and further. When he still found nothing, he tried, succesfully to insert his other arm too. Using both hands he felt around every spot and fold he could reach. Still nothing. So he pushed a bit further still, and further, and further, until, to his amazement, he felt that even his feet were inside now. And still he hadn't found his ring. Then, unexpectedly, he felt a hand. On closer inspection the hand belonged to an Arab, who asked him, what he was looking for. "My wedding ring", said the business man. "Good luck", said the Arab, " I've been trying to find back my camel for three weeks now".
If poetry counts, then guilty
Have you ever been to a sexshop, just to leaf through the magazines?
Does wine influence my seroquel?
Sweet dragonchild, I acknowledge your sexiness,
But I beat you nonetheless
Manual
Family car or SUV?
She is grounded. She turned someone into stone! And not just the part of him she wanted to be hard, but the entire guy!
I do claim that, in that other thread, don't I? But to be honest, I'm just a simple man, who believes in being kind and to whom even a hint of a smile is a reward.
If you do something special for a person, do you feel they owe you?
...holds her, kissing her lips
Drink a few glasses of the good stuff and share some quality time in conversation, maybe play a boardgame