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Quote by adi_me33
If he wants to. I know I wanna
With you? In a heartbeat!

And with Lynn too..
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Quote by BiMale73


Those are pretty typically Dutch I believe, or used to be at least.
Heard some disgusting stories where people did something with the snack and then put it back, for the next customer
That probably did happen a few times, just like it happened and still happens in supermarkets and stores all around the globe. There it's even done to extort money from the chain. I think these (FEBO in Amsterdam) are safe.
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Happiness is never artificial. It is how someone feels. We all know there are ways to find happiness, that do not require the internet or any of the devices connecting to it. That however, does not make happiness we gain by connecting with others thru the world wide web any less real. Happiness is never artificial.
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I just heard on the radio that David Bowie, who turned 69 last friday, died yesterday, Sunday, 10.01.2016. He apparently was diagnosed with cancer 18 months ago.
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No, never

HYE had a date, that was meant as a one-timer, but lastet much longer?
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Quote by Mixedupkaren
I would never kick Charles but I will nudge him out of my Chair

Already told him, that violence isn't sexy, but you are. You may stay in my chair if you like, but I'm not leaving it either
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I think there are worse places to get stuck, but now you're behind me
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I'd like to eat too, but I don't fancy John. Is there any cake left?
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Quote by JC72
Been bitten by a dog twice, and my horse with my back turned....
Since JC forgot to ask something, I'll cover for him:

Have you ever been in clear water, so deep, that you could not see the bottom?
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Quote by Mysteria27
You may be sexy

But I'm sexier which make me sexiest.

But if you hurry

You can take my spot


I think I just did..
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Sure do

TPBM loves the "last one is the sexiest" thread
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Hiding the truth behind an iron mask doesn't make it less true. I am sexiest!
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That, of course, is a delusion. Nobody here is sexier than me...
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Very often

Have you ever climbed a tree for dear life?
(I had to once, for a wild sow with piglets)
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Granted. But it's in a bank in the Caymans and they only pay to you in person, sadly, you can't afford the ticket

Ivwish I wouldn't forget to wish every time
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I'm always gentle... And I love to kiss
Going to look below though
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Don't know a lot about him, but he seems to be one of the good guys
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Don't let them fool you Natasha, you're sexier than either one of them. Only I am sexier than you today.
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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Cunt* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
(Sex)
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Find her favorite booze and make sure we're passed out before it blows
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