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patokl
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A lady with class, who knows what what she wants. Loves dogs, so she must be nice.
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Quote by Fem23
Nobody can defeat me.

We'll see about that. At the moment, I'm winning!
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I have never had sex with anyone older than me, after my first time. She probably was older.
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Possession - Meeting your shrink on the banks of an Italian river
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CD, I like you, but not enough to kiss you.
Below it is...
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Quote by TheAngryishLover
I come from the country that created Colin Firth. And you're forgetting the accent. English men trump spanish women for sexiness; it's just one of those unwritten facts that EVERYONE knows.
I completely disagree. When it comes to sexy, I think Spanish beats English, and girl beats boy, with one exception of course: me, I'm sexiest!
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I'll bring you breakfast in bed if you like, but I'd rather have a sunset dinner

Fish or meat?
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And why does evetyone put their glasses and cups within reach of an accidental arm movement?
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I've never visited a strip club
But I'd go for the lap dance

Do you have a sexual bucket list, and if so, what is nr1 on it?
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Quite possible, do you have all different dishes because they mysteriously keep falling and breaking too?
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Shit, was that the crunchy sounding thing under my boots?
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Quote by symes4u
On my wonderful loves great set of knockers.

Is it masturbating when you are not alone in the room?
As long as you do it to yourself, it is. If on each other, it's petting.

Do you like to masturbate with company?
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Quote by simplyjohn
Look if you like visits to A&E/ER then fine eat a pizza cooked by KK ... otherwise dont touch it!!
Sorry John, I refuse to believe that.

And Lynn, you can have your period anywhere but here. It's not sexy.
I am though....
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Seems were stuck in the order of posting. Maybe you should just kiss above Asia, and grab his attention.
I'll kiss below (I hope)
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