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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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I am absolutely going to kiss above
and I look below
That's the way (I like it)... in my pants, KC & the Sunshine Band
Yes, I've been bored, but I don't have enough hair on my head, to have split ends

If you're not bi:
HYE considered sexual activity outside of your gender preference?
Quote by Country52466
If I am Violent then you might as well stay away from my chair
I don't want your chair, I have my own, standing in a perfect spot, right here at the end of this thread. So buzz off...
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Kicking Pat into Quicksand and taking my chair
you're quite violent, aren't you? Would you please vacate my chair?
No, don't have a problem with felines, but this one's no pussy
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uey (US, Australian, colloquial) A U-turn.
very good

Eyeball
I'll let you know
That I won't go
I'm feeling fine
This spot is mine
SG tried to gain access to the AVN awards ceremony, posing as an adult movie star. Sadly for him, one of the actresses there recognized him as that sailor that <censored> and he was kucked out