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patokl
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Merry Christmas to you too, but if you want to sit here, you'll have to settle for my lap, because it IS my chair... surprised)
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Above, definitely above (and being greedy, below too, I hope)
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Granted, you get five feet of snow, which basically grounds you at home. The cold weather and the snow are going to last untill early april

I wish my world was filled with only nice people
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Absolutely not passing, but dropping the clothes and diving in
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Whose chair? That's my comfy old Chesterfield chair your talking sbout and I'm taking it back. I am sexiest!
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Not so selfish Country, I'm sure Jamie can handle both of us
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Not going to swim with Country alone

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That's what I heard smile

Ladies always come first....
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Not going to swim with Country alone

Quote by poppyx
That's what I heard smile

Ladies always come first....
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Yes, a few times. Places like this will do that to you. At one time, it even saved my life. And I am in love with someone I never met right now.
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I see a wonderful package above, and I'm going to enjoy every second it takes to unwrap it
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Granted, but as you arrive in the past you create a whole in fabric of space time and disappear through a worm hole into an alternate reality where there are only naked lesbians with vibrators, all aimed for your ball sack.

I wish I had some mulberry jam
Granted, look at where my ballsack used to be....

Wish I hadn't wished my previous wish
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Joining Poppy in the water

Blast! Too late again. Will watch Poppy and Valkry from the shore
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Granted but a week becomes a year #sleepingbeauty

I wish I could fly!


Granted, a genie turned you into a big bird. To bad it's a vulture, so you'll have to eat carrion for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport myself to wherever I want, whenever I want.
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I'd be happy, she didn't close the door and enjoy the view she offers
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All three of you are so sexy, but I'm still the winner here
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