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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Why would you owe me anything? We're among friends, aren't e?
Well, if elude doesn't object, I'd love to
Damn, I was too slow again. Let's hope for someone below then...
Oshi is that person you need to see when you want to disappear. She'll give you a brand new identity, hell, she'll even change your gender (right Steph?).
Maryana's avatar is actually a picture of her boyfriend. She, as the personal assustent to Dr. Frankenschwanz, was aquiring parts for the Dr's newest creation, when she dug him up and fell in love.
Granted

Your attempt to make pea soup for the entire neighborhood failed, the pan exploded and as a result, your entire house is now splotched with dryed up pea soup

I wish I had some french onion soup
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patokl (with a L not a I) actually runs around naked in the woods of Alaska. I captured him just the other day and have him safely secured in a cage.

and I'm nor even a bearhunter!
Linda has more of these cages, most of them showing signs of recent use. There are handcuffs and various types of whips. Kind of scary. ..
Linda claims to be chasing bears in Alaska, but in fact she is chasing bearhunters in the hioe of catching a handsome one, to play with by the campfire.
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I found a bag of nails underneath the sink last week.

Am I irresistible now?
you already were.
How can I resist such a yummy behind? Dropping my rags and jumping in
Pancakes (homemade ones)

On then: syrup or powdered sugar ?
Night is when she hunts

Damn Fred, you're too fast.

Embrace me, love me, forever!
Mistletoe, preferably with someone to kiss
Okay, edit: hot apple cider

Cinnamon or cardamom?
Mopping up what's left of AM and looking below for some passionate kissing