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patokl
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I would, if you'll allow me, but I believe a female colleague is better qualified here
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Shall I slow down a bit and offer you my arm?

Hey, 200 at last!
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Why do you ask? Do you have a hard time keeping up?
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You look like a smart guy, can't you think of something?
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Roses are red
But friendship is gold
You're never too young
You're never too old
To form a connection
that lasts to the end
With that special person
Your very best friend
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Your eager sister took every rambling dude and yelled
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Good morning Amy, Lesley and Melissa, mind if I drop the clothes and join you?
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Absolutely. There are a few friends I would love to meet, and there is a lady who stole my heart.

Is there a lush friend you'd invite into your bed without thinking twice about it?
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Are we going for the record of the longest continuous male chain in the threesome thread again?
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Porn or stories? Porn comes in many forms, including stories. II assume you mean visual porn or written porn?
That choice depends on my mood. For a quick release I prefer visual porn, when I want to relax and enjoy, I prefer a good story.

Video or live cam?
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Sow them together, but leave them off please, I need to search you thoroughly.
Oops, Dani beat me to it. Will have to search her now, stripping doesn't seem necessary.....
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Guilty, I was married too btw. We both divorced and married eachother. Didn't last....

You kissed with a total stranger at a party
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Still no ladies? Just guys today? Guess we'll have to wait then....
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I will gladly check out Rosie's assets, once her clothes are removed
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Quote by dvlslrtung
Hooker (what's a RL Doll)

Romance or Challenging Intrigue

Should have said real doll. It's a sex doll thstvlooks like a real.person


Oh, and romance for me please.

Satin or cotton sheets?
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Quote by dvlslrtung
Patokl's hands have greeted and molested 3,346.492,001 ladies to date and currently holds the world record for multinational relations.
That's about 50% of this planet's human population. You're saying I've had parctically every woman on earth. All I know is, that they all consented, no wonder I'm tired.

Shotgun likes walking those railroad tracks, because he's a thrillseeker. When a train approaches, he waits until the last moment before he jumps clear. He scared the crap out of at leadt 325 train drivers that way and it got him arrested several times.
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Nope, never been obsessed with anyone. Madly in love yes, but not to anyone famous

You once snuck backstage to meet your idol
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